Faithful Grumpians, it is with great sadness that must leave you temporarily.
For offenses most heinous and reprehensible, I have been sentenced to a rafting trip down the Grand Canyon with my family. My sister-in-law who loves to talk is coming with us. I figure by about the fourth day on the river with her, I will be guilty of another heinous crime.
Even though I’ll be incommunicado until July 14, don’t let that stop you from emailing the Grump your questions. As our raft pounds over the final Class VI rapid with certain death waiting at any moment, I’ll be wracking my brain for answers as to why your hydrangeas won’t bloom. I’ll respond to all of your questions just as soon as they release me from the ICU.