Drinkin’ and Mowin’ Don’t Mix

April 10, 2009 | By | Comments (8)

That’s a lesson I learned the hard way when I ran out of beer and hopped on my riding mower to go fetch some more. Please learn from my mistake. Click on the arrow.

Now I know what you’re gonna say — I should have knowed better than to drive down the road on a mower without proper tags and with an open container in my vee-HICK-el. But you don’t live with my wife, Rhonda. When she wants a beer, you best get her one.

After the state took away my mower license and made me attend those riding mower safety classes, I can see the error of my ways. But shoot, after getting sprayed in the face by that officer, I’m happy to see just about anything.

Here are three lessons I learned from this that you can learn from too:

1. Don’t drink and mow.

2. Know your rights.

3. Sometimes it’s better to just get stabbed in the face.

COMMENTS

  1. Grumpy Gardener

    I hired the best lawyer around, Jackie Childs. He said the policeman’s actions were unreasonable, reprehensible, unfathomable, inexcusable, and indefensible. Then the judge took my mower away. I’m appealing to the World Court in The Hague. Isn’t that in Minnesota?

    April 16, 2009 at 8:53 am
  2. wow gold

    That’s really awful and it happened 4 years ago? What steps did you take to defend your rights, Steve?

    April 15, 2009 at 6:37 pm
  3. wow gold

    That’s really awful and it happened 4 years ago? What steps did you take to defend your rights, Steve?

    April 15, 2009 at 6:36 pm
  4. Jeff

    Come on man, I was just going down to the Oyster Shack!

    April 12, 2009 at 8:21 pm
  5. Grumpy Gardener

    Jeff, I told everybody I was sorry and then you go post another embarrassing episode. Thanks, buddy. Now I’ll never get my mower license back.

    April 12, 2009 at 8:02 am
  6. Jeff

    There are two of these videos. See the other one here:

    April 11, 2009 at 10:54 pm
  7. Grumpy Gardener

    This was a clear case of police brutality.

    April 10, 2009 at 1:44 pm
  8. Jean

    Steve, do you really know your rights? My how your voice changes after pepper spray!

    April 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm

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