Worst Tree I Ever Planted

August 20, 2009 | By | Comments (49)

That tree I saw at Callaway Gardens in Pine Mountain, Georgia shore was pretty — spectacular sprays of yellow blooms and pretty bright pink seed pods. Koelruteria bipinnata, the sign below it said. Chinese flame tree. So I planted one in my front yard. Baby, I got burned.

GR tree

A relative of the more widely planted goldenrain tree (Koelruteria paniculata), Chinese flame tree (aka bougainvillea goldenrain tree — say that 10 times fast) has a lot going for it. It grows fast; produces filtered shade you can grow grass under; tolerates drought, poor soil, and pollution; suffers no serious pests; and becomes a nice, rounded, medium-size tree, 20-40 feet tall. It’s also one of the few trees that blooms in summer (mine’s blooming now) and produces attractive, pink seed capsules that resemble the blooms of bougainvillea. So what’s not to like?

Well, those seed capsules contain seeds. During fall and winter, the papery capsules blow everywhere, bringing the seeds in contact with soil. Every time this happens, every single seed germinates. Let all of them grow and in a couple of years, your entire yard literally becomes a forest of Chinese flame trees.

I find seedlings on every side of my house — in the lawn, garden beds, and edges of the woods. None are anywhere near the original tree.

So why don’t I just cut mine down and be done with it? Because it wouldn’t make any difference. See, one of those seedlings sprouted on the corner of my next-door neighbor’s house. It’s now about 20 feet tall. She loves it. So even if I cut my tree down, there’d be as many seedlings as before.

I feel like a eco-terrorist, like the first remorseless clown who sicced Japanese honeysuckle, privet, water hyacinths, dandelions, and crabgrass on America. Long after I am gone, people in Alabama will point to the 12 Chinese flame trees that just sprouted in their petunias and curse my name.”It was Bender!”

DON’T PLANT CHINESE FLAME TREE, NO MATTER HOW PRETTY IT LOOKS! Remember that beautiful female terminator in“Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines”? She turned guys on, then literally ripped out their hearts. Learn from this!!!!!




OK, I’ve done my civic duty and warned you about the dangers of this barbaric tree. What other plants should I warn the faithful citizens of Grumpiana not to plant?


  1. Carolyn watson

    I am asking is there a poison i can spray on the small chinese tree seedlings come up? I am expecting millions this year

    June 24, 2017 at 10:38 pm
  2. Carolyn watson

    Seriously angry senior. My neighbour has a chinese tree and my back yard is a rainforest with palms and stones. Last year i had to pull up over 2000 weedtrees. This year the tree is much bigger and i envisage perhaps a million of these rotten trees from hell. I am 70 and thinking of moving. They wont prune it or cut it down. Because they have a lawn and cam mow it doesnt phase them but they dont care what it is doing to my yard and health. Seriosly grumpy too

    June 24, 2017 at 10:30 pm
  3. Ashley

    I am having the same fight with the massive oak trees around my house. There are acorns everywhere and squirrels planting them all over the place. They come up all over the yard, in the flower beds, in the veggie garden, in my potted plants. It’s a constant battle :/

    April 9, 2017 at 11:10 pm
  4. alwayslookforthegood

    We have a Chinese Rain tree in our yard and love it. It is so beautiful. I does grow fast, but that was a good thing for us. I now have two small trees growing in a container that I nurtured from seed. These are hard to grow. We live on the central coast of California.

    August 16, 2016 at 5:36 pm
  5. Carol Ann

    If anyone has some seeds they would like to send to me in California, I would love it. I rarely see blooms on mine. Thank you! Carol Ann

    July 3, 2016 at 1:44 pm
  6. Carol Ann

    If anyone has some seeds they would like to send to me in California, I would love it. I rarely see bloom on mine. Thank you! Carol Ann

    July 3, 2016 at 12:23 pm
  7. Carol Ann

    One of these trees mysteriously appeared in my yard. It is very tall. I have not seen the yellow flowers but did find the seed pods on the ground. I just found out which tree it is today. I have not had any new trees sprout up yet, but appreciate your advice. It is indeed beautiful. I love my tree but I shall keep a vigilant watch for new attackers.
    Best wishes. Carol Ann

    July 3, 2016 at 12:17 pm
  8. Kay

    The city of Salt Lake City planted Golden Rain trees in my neighborhood. They must hate us. Not only do these trees grow little black seeds everywhere ..that sprout everywhere, You don’t pull them out while you still can, when you cut the tree down, it sprouts new growth and is 20 feet high before you walk in your house..actually it only takes about 8 month.. NEVER PLANT THIS TREE!! Ever! I can’t find anything that will kill it.. This tree is my nemesis

    June 30, 2016 at 10:42 pm
  9. Em

    Bought a house with these beautiful trees and just hired an arborist to identify them.

    What a nightmare! They grow in every crack of our patio, breaking up our beautiful rock patio. Breaking up our concrete stairs. We even have them grow in between the aluminum siding of our house where there is so soil.

    They are at the advanced stages of nightmare on our property. They even grow underneath weed barriers with no water or light. I’ve never heard of a tree or plant this invasive. Beware!!

    June 24, 2016 at 3:46 pm
  10. Anita Janosova

    HHHHHmmmmmm……….do you hate women?

    December 26, 2015 at 3:00 pm
  11. Fred P. Edwards

    Eastern America is where you’ll find tall PINE tree forests. It’s all in the Pinecone to remind u of your bodies very precious PINAL gland (similar shaped). Center of head between eyes known as the Eye of Wisdom is clouded over mainly due to calcium deposits. DECALCIFY your body will clean the eye. If you Eye is Light, your whole body is Light. Increased Intuition is just the beginning with an opened “third eye”. Do not plant in front yard, in fact you need only a cone or two around the house just to help u remember your spiritual life. I was recommended to use a tea spoon(or 2) of Apple Cider Vinegar in normal drinking glass filled with your favorite fruit juice . Hold your breath, swallow, then excel quickly. Cut down on consuming calcium and salt. Recommend Tom’s tooth paste which has tooth whitening.

    September 29, 2015 at 4:30 pm
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  13. Phil

    Cutting mine down. Yes it’s pretty, and others have grown nearby, BUT it sheds in late summer, and the decaying flowers discolor driveway and damage auto paint. The seeds – all of them – germinate on contact. They come up between th garden flowers so the only way to kill them is to coat each individually with Roundup. If you pull them, the root fragments will create more.

    August 16, 2015 at 4:49 pm
  14. Steve Bender


    The tree may not be invasive in dry California, but elsewhere with normal rain it is a menace.

    April 4, 2015 at 5:17 am
  15. Gina

    OMG. Can you send me some seeds???

    March 31, 2015 at 4:54 pm
  16. mo

    I love this tree. Drought tolerant, shade tree. No unwanted seedlings in dry san fernando valley but in an area I have been watering I have 20 or more seedlings I can transplant to my high desert property for FREE. I will have beautiful shade and save thousands of $$$. I am grateful..thank you Chinese Flame tree.

    March 25, 2015 at 1:49 pm
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    October 19, 2014 at 2:21 am
  18. Katie

    As long as people don’t get the Chinese Flame tree confused with the Golden Rain Tree. I have 4 Golden Rain Trees and have never had a problem. Cut off suckers will propagate easily if you WANT more trees.

    October 8, 2014 at 10:43 am
  19. Steve Bender

    Randall & Steph,

    I am going to give you a very politically incorrect, yet very effect way to eliminate these awful trees. It involves a small chisel and some Roundup. Near the base of the tree, use the chisel to cut three, equally spaced, horizontal slits in the outer bark around the trunk. Insert the chisel vertically into each slit for about 4 inches to gently lift the bark off of the wood. Take out the chisel and pour about a tablespoon of undiluted Roundup into each slit. The tree will die in two weeks.

    August 11, 2014 at 10:01 am
  20. Randall

    How do you kill these things? They don’t respond well to sodium mbs; I am thinking about hot acid at this point.

    August 8, 2014 at 5:39 pm
  21. steph h

    We just bought a house 6 months ago,and we have 7 flame trees, 1 in the front yard and 6 in the back, and I have never wanted to hack a tree down in my life, until now. I have never worked so hard keeping a yard clean, and you were not kidding, I have hundreds of seeds that have sprouted, and would take over our house. The pods are also big and brown and everywhere. Your article made me laugh out loud, thanks. People, take his advice, steer clear, way better shade trees out there, with little to no hassle.

    June 13, 2014 at 1:42 am
  22. Steve Bender

    Tree Geek,
    I fear the pod people.

    October 29, 2012 at 4:34 am
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  24. Tree geek

    The pods bring happiness. We love the pods. Someday you will love the pods. You’ll be one of us.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:23 pm
  25. Steve Bender


    There’s a big difference between the maintenance required for a well-behaved, normal tree and one that is very invasive and spreads its seedlings by the thousands all over the neighborhood. And I’m not even sure we’re talking about the same species. Goldenrain tree (Koelruteria paniculata), a similar looking cousin, is much more commonly planted than the tree in my post and is not terribly weedy.

    August 3, 2012 at 9:54 am
  26. GiGi

    Wow, Unbelieveable that you would think there is no care after planting a tree – bush or any plant…or flower. Tell me what plant does not require some attention? I think the Grumpy people should go all plastic! There is a location in Calif where they lined both sides of the street and the center. It is beautiful and many many people come from all over just to see these beautiful trees. They must have over 100 trees. It’s a beautiful tree!

    August 2, 2012 at 10:31 am
  27. Jacie

    We recently moved into a home, and I just found out what type of tree it is. Glad I’m not the only one with a yard full of saplings. Unfortunately, our purchase was going through when this tree was loosing its pods. I took possession of a house and about 300 lbs of yard waste. I am STILL raking up leaves, as I try navigate around these…well, weeds.
    I love the shade, and she’s terribly pretty, but these saplings require constant vigilance before they get too deep and woody to pull (which doesn’t take very long).

    May 27, 2012 at 1:19 am
  28. Grumpy Gardener (His Magnificence)

    I would never plant this tree again, no matter where. A billion seedlings will come up and it will take over.

    May 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm
  29. Tristan

    I live in a manufactured home park and I think these would do better than the trash trees we have now. I have typically in my yard a couple hours everyday and on my days off, all day. Are these trees seriously as bad as people are describing? or are these people who are weekend gardeners?

    May 2, 2012 at 12:54 am
  30. Grumpy Gardener (His Benevolence)

    I wonder how your neighbors feel about hundreds of seedlings coming up in their yards.

    April 16, 2012 at 10:34 am
  31. FloridaGurl

    I dug up a sapling 3 years ago from a local park and planted it in our backyard…it’s now 9′ tall and produced pods this last fall. I personally LOVE this tree and don’t mind pulling up seedligs because I don’t want a forrest but this one tree is stunning and the filtered light is wonderful! 🙂

    April 10, 2012 at 10:39 pm
  32. Grumpy Gardener (His Benevolence)

    Well, all I can tell you is that it produces about a million seedlings every year. So if you love the tree, you’ll just have to contend with pulling seedlings.

    May 6, 2011 at 3:35 pm
  33. Johnny Appleseed

    We live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

    May 6, 2011 at 11:12 am
  34. Grumpy Gardener (His Benevolence)

    Where do you live?

    April 30, 2011 at 8:39 am
  35. Johnny Appleseed

    There is a flame tree or golden raintree in our neighborhood and it is magnificent! It is just a wonderful looking tree. So, if this is a bad selection, what do you suggest?

    April 27, 2011 at 10:21 am
  36. Grumpy Gardener (His Benevolence)

    It won’t take long, believe me. I’m glad you love trees, because after you plant this one, you will have hundreds.

    November 19, 2010 at 7:46 am
  37. TreeLover65

    I am having one planted in my front yard very soon! The city will do it and I can’t wait. There are several on our street and they are beautiful trees! I’m only bummed that it will take years for it to grow into a beautiful shade tree.

    November 17, 2010 at 2:23 pm
  38. alexei

    Two big gripes: Nandina and Mexican Petunia.
    Nandina is not only spread by birds eating the seeds but also stealthily underground with great long roots.]
    The petunia is invasive beyond belief and opportunistic, it turns up everywhere.

    September 25, 2009 at 10:53 am
  39. pat

    Mimosa….I have about 10 bizillion sprouts in my yard; they basically make up my lawn. You can pull them by the hour but there will be a new bizillion by tomorrow. And there isn’t a mimosa tree in sight. I secretly want them to sprout up in my neighbors yard though.

    September 23, 2009 at 6:42 pm
  40. Mary W

    Morning Glory. It self seeds and sends stealth vines…everywhere. I’ve literally gone up to people at nurseries and warned them off.

    September 23, 2009 at 5:51 pm
  41. psbeckham

    I second the Chinese tallow tree! I was suckered in by the lovely “popcorn” wreaths that vendors sell at the market in Charleston. Oh…I enjoyed that “popcorn” for the first year or two but then seedlings starting showing up everywhere. The original tree’s been gone for years but not the progeny keep showing up!

    August 30, 2009 at 3:51 pm
  42. Carol

    Thanks for the heads up on this tree. All trees are messy, but so many are worth the clean up work, like Magnolias…but I curse my neighbor and her proliferating Redbuds…now I might feel differently if they were Forest Pansy Redbuds..

    August 26, 2009 at 10:31 am
  43. Grumpy Gardener aka His Excellency

    Scott, as soon as you see the yellow flowers fall, prune off the bloom stalks. If you let the seed pods form, I guarantee you a swarm of little trees the next year.

    August 23, 2009 at 3:43 pm
  44. Scott

    Loved the Terminator comparison! Is there any way to prune the seed pods before they burst?

    August 23, 2009 at 10:51 am
  45. Jean

    Well at least your neighbor loves you for now! Got a chainsaw?

    August 23, 2009 at 8:22 am
  46. Jim Long

    As a past nurseryman, it always baffled me when customers wanted trees with, “no mess.” No leaves to rake, not seed to fall, no fruit to dispose of. I always suggested they get plastic ones. Every tree has something…elm and maple have seeds that sprout and roots atop the ground, etc. Ya gotta take the good with the bad in nature, or suck up and buy a plastic palm tree. I can recommend a good company. Happy gardening and keep up the grumpiness. 🙂

    August 22, 2009 at 11:32 am
  47. cheryl

    Mimosa, obviously.
    The Bunya-Bunya (araucaria bidwillii). It is not only ickery-stickery but it drops 12# (and heavier) bombs from its highest elevations. And THEY sprout all over too.
    Plum trees. Arghhhhhh!!!!

    August 21, 2009 at 11:53 pm
  48. Helen Yoest @ Gardening With Confidence

    That’s what you get by being drawn in by a pretty face…and all her dangely things.

    August 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm
  49. Fred

    Mimosa, Chinese Tallow are my avowed enemy. Moved away from one, cut the other down but still dealing with the progeny (and expect to in perpetuity)of the other.

    August 20, 2009 at 12:57 pm

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