Grumpy isn’t sure whether this is a photo of a crepe myrtle or a hitching post. But you can tie up your horse to it anyway, because it is winner #7 in Crepe Murder 2013!
This latest submission comes from Michele Tankersley of Lawrence, Tennessee. Grumpy admires her spunk and sneakiness. See, rather than record crepe murder in her home town where she might be recognized by an indignant neighbor, she took this photo at the Regency Square Mall in Florence, Alabama, then high-tailed it back to safety across the state line.
Florence Is Thrilled!
Michele needn’t have worried. Florence is so thrilled by its recognition as Alabama’s Crepe Murder Capital that it’s awarding her the chainsaw to the city! Not only that, but Michele will be riding in the lead car in this year’s “We Love Florence” parade, accompanied by the famous person for whom the city is named — Flo, the Progressive Insurance girl. Now that’s progressive!
Next Winner This Sunday!
Check by here this Sunday morning to view our next winner as we count down the worst of the best in Crepe Murder 2013.