Grumpy realizes how frustrating it is not to be able to converse with the High Pundit of Horticulture in real-time. Well, whimper with your laptop no longer! This coming Monday, May 19, you’ll be able to chat LIVE with the Grump on Twitter for an entire hour beginning at 1 PM EDT! And there will be prizes!!
We will now pause for a moment you place your face into a paper sack to control your hyperventilating. Better? Good. All you have to do tweet with Grumpy is log on to Twitter and go to @grumpy_gardener or @Rubbermaid. Or join chat at #gardenchat. (One of them will work.) We’ll talk all about the gardening tasks you should be doing now. Plus, you can ask me any gardening question you want and be assured of a 1001% correct answer ever time. Heck, if I’m feeling the love, I might even reveal the name of the lovely rose above.
Did Someone Say Prizes?
Why, yes. As if tweeting with Grumpy wasn’t enough of a reward to last a lifetime, we’re throwing in some extras. There will be four $250 Home Depot gift cards for those with nimble brains who can be the first to correctly answer my clever gardening questions and requests. If you’re so inclined, use them to procure the following fine products made by the good folks at Rubbermaid. A nifty 10-quart cooler — perfect for stocking with chilled adult beverages for an afternoon of sitting and relaxing in the sun with your sweetie reading The Grumpy Gardener. A 45-quart cooler with wheels and a handle so you can pull it behind as you rush from the parking lot to your beachside condo, crack open a cold one, and savor The Grumpy Gardener. A 32-gallon trash can, the perfect size for printing out everything Grumpy has written on The Grumpy Gardener that has offended you, crumpling it up, and tossing it in.
Excited? Of course, you are! So don’t miss out! Tweet with Grumpy this Monday, May 19, at 1 PM EDT. Be there or be square.
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