Crepe Murder 2014 is a national tragedy not only for the innocent trees so brutally attacked, but also for the many people who suffer permanent psychological scarring from witnessing these crimes. In honor of these victims, both wooden and flesh, Grumpy asks that all Americans lower Old Glory to half mast today.
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I don’t know what kind of building that is in the background, but I hope it doesn’t hold a beauty salon. Because if they do to your hair what they did to this poor crepe myrtle, you’ll look like you were standing in the middle of a bathtub when someone tossed in a toaster.
Welcome to Crepe Murder 2014, our celebration of the most boneheaded attempts at pruning crepe myrtles from the past year! This year, the competition was so fierce and the entries so bizarre that we couldn’t have just 10 winners. We had to have 13. So it is with great pride for the reporting and great sadness for the plant that […]
One of the many incredibly great things about “The Grumpy Gardener” is that anyone anywhere can ask me a question and they always get a totally correct answer. (Well, except for queries about my lavender boxers. That’s really none of your business.) So let’s get right to answering some of your most pressing gardening questions right now.