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Chainsaw Madness

I can understand why some folks own chainsaws. They are crazy, violent agents of Satan bent on causing pain and destruction. (You know who I’m talking about.) But chainsaws scare the pickles out of the Grump. Perhaps that’s because it’s the only garden tool that can instantly remove an extremity when you’re not even trying. 

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Manly Garden Gifts for Father’s Day

Ladies, are you at a loss as to what to give Your Special Guy for Father’s Day? Not to worry. The Grumpy Gardener knows what every manly, manful, masculine guy wants most for his garden that doesn’t involve a woman. Remember, we’re tough, we’re thoughtless, and we love burning, spearing, and slicing stuff. So with that in mind, here’s Grumpy’s […]

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Manly Garden Gifts for Father’s Day

Ladies, are you at a loss as to what to give Your Special Guy for Father’s Day? Not to worry. The Grumpy Gardener knows what every manly, manful, masculine guy wants most for his garden that doesn’t involve a woman. Remember, we’re tough, we’re thoughtless, and we love burning, spearing, and slicing stuff. So with that in mind, here’s Grumpy’s […]

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