Glorioski! Crepe Murder 2015 has arrived at last to the joy and disgust of millions! The past three contests have witnessed some truly horrific examples of how to ruin beautiful plants, but there are so many more sickening crimes to be reported. And who will be reporting? You. My legion of wise and discerning fans who can no longer stomach […]
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It’s that most wonderful time of the year! Football is over, bored husbands aren’t sober, and crepe myrtles are near! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Yes, Crepe Murder is back for its fourth incredible year, all made possible by two things — ignorant men armed with loppers and pruning saws and vigilant, sneaky readers like you armed […]
Alabama leads the nations in strokes and Grumpy almost had one when he viewed this, our final winner in Crepe Murder 2014. This, my friends, represents no momentary lapse of reason. No, this hack job results from years of carefully considered sadism.