more about: Father’s Day

Sunday Supper: Father’s Day Grillout

Whether it’s topped with sharp cheddar cheese, sour-sweet pickles, or crisp summer tomatoes, we’ve never met a burger we didn’t love. There’s no better occasion than Father’s Day to hang out at the grill with Dad. 

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4 Great Garden Gifts for Dad

Next Sunday, June 16, is arguably the greatest day in the whole year — Father’s Day. Wouldn’t you like to show Dad how utterly grateful you are for his mere existence? Fortunately, Grumpy is a Dad who gardens, so here is his list of great garden gifts for Dad that Grumpy himself has tested and approved.

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Manly Garden Gifts for Father’s Day

Ladies, are you at a loss as to what to give Your Special Guy for Father’s Day? Not to worry. The Grumpy Gardener knows what every manly, manful, masculine guy wants most for his garden that doesn’t involve a woman. Remember, we’re tough, we’re thoughtless, and we love burning, spearing, and slicing stuff. So with that in mind, here’s Grumpy’s […]

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Manly Garden Gifts for Father’s Day

Ladies, are you at a loss as to what to give Your Special Guy for Father’s Day? Not to worry. The Grumpy Gardener knows what every manly, manful, masculine guy wants most for his garden that doesn’t involve a woman. Remember, we’re tough, we’re thoughtless, and we love burning, spearing, and slicing stuff. So with that in mind, here’s Grumpy’s […]

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Eagle-Eye Reader Wins 1 Million Yuros!!

Well, it’s been quite a contest, hasn’t it? Grumpians from around the world have wracked their brains and forsaken meals, bathing, and vampire movies to come up with the identity of Grumpy’s mystery flower. One of you has succeeded. And the winner is…… SCSue! She correctly identified it as an Everlasting Allium. You can have one of your own by […]

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Identify This Flower & Win 1 Million Yuros

Can you identify this flower? If so, please tell me, because I’m desperate to know. I encountered it blooming this week in the Virginia garden of my friend, Linda Hostetler. I’m going nuts.   Looking like a psychedelic cross between a spider mum, allium, sea urchin, and Ozzie Osborne’s brainwaves, the electric blue flower sits atop a sturdy stem about […]

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So You Think You Can Mow?

Guys who mow lawns for a living don’t get much respect. I mean, any moron can cut grass, right? Apparently not. This is what happens when some bozo who refused to read Stephen Hawking’s Guide to the Universe & Elementary Lawn Maintenance was allowed access to a Toro and some unguarded grass. He made a fundamental mistake and now his neighbors make fun […]

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