Greetings once again from the beach, faithful readers! Yes, to your great delight, Grumpy is having a wonderful time. During his idyll, he has been reading a fascinating book called The American Plate that traces the origins and histories of the things we eat. And if you’re a staunch purist who only likes stuff made in Amurica, you ain’t gonna […]
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Many of you probably think Grumpy hunts and devours live animals. Well, he used to, until his wife convinced him to eat a more healthy diet. So here is Grumpy’s new freshly planted salad garden. Not only will its leaves supply lots of Vitamins, minerals, and fiber, but unlike animals they will not struggle while being harvested.
As the Gershwins have been reminding us since 1937, I say “potato,” you say “tater tot.” Luckily, no one called the whole thing off, and now it’s official: the tater tot no longer toils in high school. It’s graduated, and we couldn’t be prouder of its success. Ladies and gentleman, we’re calling this the Year of the Tot.