more about: snow

South’s First Snow: 2012

November 1, 2012 | By | Comments (1)

It’s here, even if just temporarily: the white stuff that Southerners usually don’t see for a few more weeks. In the wake of Superstorm Sandy, some parts of western North Carolina, western Virginia, and eastern West Virginia have seen up to three feet of snow. 

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Is It Spring Yet? Heck If I Know

January 31, 2011 | By | Comments (15)

Great news! Grumpy saw his shadow this morning. Unfortunately, he was in the bathroom. Upon venturing outside, he did not see his shadow. What does this mean? Either spring is just around the corner or it is nowhere close. Glad I could clear that up for you. Fear not, however, for no matter if you live in the land of […]

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Don’t Salt My Street!

January 14, 2011 | By | Comments (11)

Are there moments in your life that you recall with crystal clarity like they happened only seconds ago? Here’s one of mine. I’m driving down the highway in Maryland on my way to work in my very first car, a 1976 blue Plymouth Arrow hatchback, quite possibly the worst car ever made in America. I paid $3,700 for it, which […]

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Global Cooling Threatens Catastrophe!

December 21, 2009 | By | Comments (8)

  For years, the Grump has been a lone voice crying in the wilderness, selflessly and tirelessly trying to raise world awareness of our impending doom. But no one will hear — the world is growing colder. The amazing and shocking events of this past week along the East Coast provide irrefutable proof. Baltimore, Washington, D.C., and Philadelphia received record […]

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Snow in Alabama — Is It The End of Days?

March 2, 2009 | By | Comments (16)

Snow in Alabama is as rare here as an honest politician. So when I woke up to a blizzard yesterday morning, I calmly assessed the situation and logically concluded that the world was coming to an end.

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