“Gobbler, gobble, gobble!” No, that’s not the sound of a turkey. That’s the sound of your family scarfing down enough turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, yeast rolls, and pecan pie to fill the Sugar Bowl. To make your celebration even more memorable this year, Grumpy offers the following tips.
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Grumpy has a lot to be grateful for. Nobel Prize. Pulitzer Prize. Congressional Medal of Freedom. Bringing peace to war-torn Aruba. Never once been mistaken for Bruce Jenner. Yet he is thankful for one thing above all else.
Whether it’s a succulent pot roast, cheesy casserole, or warming, savory stew, we love Sunday supper. It’s a dinner party without the formality, where family and friends gather for easy conversation and good food – lots of it!
The turkey carcass is down to bones. The mashed potatoes are nothing more than a sad, hopeful, metallic scraping—some people just can’t accept that gone is gone. The pinto beans and ham are in Tupperware, divided 14 ways. The last biscuit is a memory.