It’s that special time of year again when otherwise decent, compassionate people deliberately kill a tree to make their children happy. Here’s a very entertaining and informative video by Grumpy himself to help you pick the very best killed tree for your darling kids.
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Dear Santa, I have been an extra good boy this year. I did everything my wife told me to without sassing. I ate that turnip thing she made. I picked up my dirty undies and sealed them inside the toxic waste bin. I did not microwave our cat. So could you please send me something for my garden that I […]